Jan 6, 2004

Tug O' the heart

If that was a "mundane road traffic accident" then my daily commute must qualify as so damn boring it's near pathetic. I've seen, and been in, my share of accidents and not one of them involved a gaggle of photogs in hot pursuit. While the conspiracy seems a stretch, this accident was definitely not mundane.

Jan 3, 2004

A one-month old baby is barely aware of his own friggin' toes. He's not even aware that you exist separate and apart from himself. How the f--- could he be learning what to do about a crocodile?

Lord, I hope the kid has more brains than his father. And his mother, for that matter.